Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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