- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Ben Corbishley

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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