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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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