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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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