- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Wenis Penis

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Robin get in the batmobile!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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