What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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