- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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