- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Immigration Laws

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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