- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Badabing.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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