Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Penis

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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