One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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What comes after 69? 70

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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