Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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okay so theres this guy.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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John lazzaro likes dick

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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