- Anti Joke

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why can't february march Because april may

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

woman's lacrosse

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??