- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What is brown and sticky? A stick

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Neither did she.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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