What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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