- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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