A drunk guy walks into a car

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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