- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

I have read the terms and conditions

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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