- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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