- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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