- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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