- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What is the best joke ever? 1D

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Jordan is pregant

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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