- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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