Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

A black man walks out of a police station

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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