- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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