- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

sfdg

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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