- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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