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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

a man walked into a bar and said ow

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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