- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

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