Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

I agree to the terms and conditions

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Anti Joke

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