What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Womens rights

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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I walk into a bar...

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