What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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