What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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