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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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