A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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