- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Penis chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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