Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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