- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

my mind's eye?

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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