Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Justin with a hat.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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