whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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Women's rights.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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