- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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