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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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