- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

whats green and lives in the water

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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