Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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