- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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