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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

A man walks into a bar

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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