- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

A man walks into a bar

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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