Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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