What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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