What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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How old are you? 7

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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